Pappu Apni Garlfrend Ke Sath Restraan Men Gaya To Garlfrend Ne Kaha "Mujhe Bargar Khana Hai" Pappu Gaya Aur Bargar Le Aaya Garlfrend: Thanks! Pappu: Sirf Thanks! Garlfrend: Achchha Aur Kya Chahiye? Pappu: Chupchap Aadha Bargar De De Nahin To Aak Fod Dunga
Techer: Pappu Ek Kahani Sunao Shiksha Ke Sath Pappu: Maine Apni Garlfrend Fon Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi Fir Usne Mujhe Fon Kiya Main So Raha Tha Shiksha: Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni
Pappu: Chuhe Marne Ki Davai Dena Dukandar: Ghar Le Kar Jaani Hai? Pappu: Nahin Chuhe Sath Lekar Aaya Hu Idhar Hi Khilaunga
Bhasha Ka Fark Dekhiye Agar Patni Ko Hindi Men Kaho Ki Vah Hatyarin Lag Rahi Hai To Raat Ka Khana Nahin Milega Lekin Agar Aapne Urdu Men Kaha Ki Katil Lag Rahi Hai To Shaam Ki Chay Pakodon Ke Sath Milegi
Maut Sirf Naam Se Badnaam Hai Varna Taklif To Zindagi Hi Deti Hai; Aur Bivi Bhi Sirf Naam Se Badnaam Hai Varna Taklif Men Sirf Vahi Sath Deti Hai
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